Dear Mike and Will,
I am very concerned that not only Mythman, but PC and BGR will show up tomorrow evening outside the gates of your mansion beseeching you for employment.
Since most jobs, such as pool cleaner, English maid, French maid, Scandinavian maid, and barman, have already been taken at the Magner Mansion, and only the position as Soprano singer remains (as outlined in #reply-11349348), I was wondering if perhaps you could make use of a trio?
Of course it would cost a bit extra for the 3 "procedures" to bring them into compliance with the requirements of a Viennese boys choir singer, but, perhaps you could get a discount from the surgeon? (Of course in the case of Mythman, a real hard-core case, I believe you may require the services of a horse surgeon, which would cost extra.)
Also, since your favorite operas about "Tough Love and Economic Violence" were all written in an Austrian dialect, I believe that Heinz, with his admirable patience, could prove invaluable as a language instructor for the budding divas.
I believe that if PC and BGR could stick to singing and refrain from giving you investment advice during your studies, that the efforts of this trio could prove quite relaxing as you TWINS pursue your advanced studies at the "fiendbear" web-site.
Best regards and good wishes, John. |