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To: Uncle Frank who wrote (44890)10/15/1999 9:47:00 AM
From: Jim Willie CB  Read Replies (2) of 152472
 
RED SOX FAN: A Red Sox fan, a Yankees fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together in a train traveling through Switzerland when the train enters a tunnel and the car goes completely dark. There's a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel, Pamela Anderson and the Red Sox fan are sitting as if nothing happened, and the Yankee fan is holding his slapped face.

The Yankee fan is thinking, "That Red Sox fan must have kissed Pamela and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead."

Pamela is thinking, "That Yankee fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Red Sox fan, and got slapped for it."

And the Red Sox fan is thinking, "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that dumb ass fxxxing Yankee fan again."

GO SOX!!!

(light humor on a stressful day)
/ Jim
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