This post is not a memoir. Nor is it a policy memorandum issued by the government or by a local think tank. Rather, it is an assessment of how Sgt. Greener seems to have trouble constructing a grammatically correct sentence. With this post, I hope to make this thread a kinder, gentler place. But first, I would like to make the following introductory remark: Sgt. Greener uses vulgar language and makes obscene gestures at those whose opinions differ from his.
Unsettling as that is, the more infuriating fact is that Sgt. Greener would have you believe that garrulous perverts (especially the worthless type) have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. Despite some perceptions to the contrary, he needs some serious professional help. By and large, the only way for Sgt. Greener to redeem himself is to commit suicide. The vital matter in all of this must be stated quite categorically that unlike Sgt. Greener, I have chosen to take the moral high ground and will remain there. At one point, I actually believed that he would stop being so hate-filled. Silly me. In short, Sgt. Greener's virtue and brains are inversely proportionate to his vices and the size of his mouth.
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