With friends like that...
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the
day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight point buck.
"Where's Henry?"
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
the trail."
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back!?!"
"A tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I figured no one is going to
steal Henry."
Your Fishing
Three brunettes are sitting by the side of a river holding
fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden
comes up behind them, taps one of them on the shoulder and
says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing
licenses."
"We don't have any." replied the first brunette.
"Well,if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said
the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second brunette, "we aren't fishing.
We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're
collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough,
there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.
"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden,
"take all the debris you want." And with that, the Game
Warden left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three
blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish
Cop," the second brunette said to the other two, "doesn't he
know there are steelhead in this river?! |
