Here is a joke for all you longs that are all worked up..relax,its not going to collapse just yet..but soon.
A couple was invited to a swanky
> masked Halloween Party. She got a
> terrible headache and told her
> husband to go to the party alone. He,
> being a devoted husband, protested,
> but she argued and said she was going
> to take some aspirin and go to bed
> and there was no need of his good
> time being spoiled by not going. So
> he took his costume and away he went.
>
> The wife, after sleeping soundly for
> one hour, awakened without pain, and
> as it was still early, she decided to
> go to the party. In as much as her
> husband did not know what her costume
> was, she thought she would have some
> fun by watching her husband to see
> how he acted when she was not with
> him. She joined the party and soon
> spotted her husband cavorting around
> on the dance floor, dancing with
> every nice chick he could and copping
> a little feel here and a little kiss
> there.
>
> His wife went up to him and being a
> rather seductive babe herself, he
> left his partner high and dry and
> devoted his time to the new stuff
> that had just arrived. She let him go
> as far as he wished; naturally, since
> he was her husband. Finally he
> whispered a little proposition in her
> ear and she agreed, so off they went
> to one of the cars and had a little
> bang.
>
> Just before unmasking at midnight,
> she slipped away and went home and
> put the costume away and got into
> bed, wondering what kind of
> explanation he would make for his
> behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he
> came in and asked what kind of a time
> he had had. He said, "Oh the same old
> thing. You know I never have a good
> time when you're not there."
>
> Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
>
> He replied, "I'll tell you, I never
> even danced one dance. When I got
> there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
> some other guys, so we went into the
> den and played poker all evening. But
> I'll tell you... The guy I loaned my
> costume to sure had a real good
> time!" |
