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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Zbyte who wrote (1811)10/20/1999 12:28:00 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (2) of 2380
 
HOW TO BATHE A CAT

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid
so that he cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to
the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any
thing they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides
a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite
effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure
that there are no people between the toilet and the
outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and
run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
A DOG OWNER
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