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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Barney who wrote (1815)10/21/1999 12:34:00 AM
From: Sammie  Read Replies (2) of 2380
 
HOW TO DISPOSE OF BARNEY

My cats picked out their favorites from this already compiled list...
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10. Hollow him out and fill him with Bac-o-bits, use as Swiss Colony store display model.
12. Shoot him.
13. "Barney, I would like you to meet Dr. Kevorkian...."
24. Sew his lips to his rectum.
32. Put him in a guillotine; put the rope holding up the blade in his mouth and then beat his ass with a jagged piece of metal until he screams.
42. Shark bait. (Need to cut him up a little first...)
127. Shove a Q-tip down his ear and through his head.

...now, they had many other favorites and a LARGE list on How to give dear Barney a bath, but they have been taught to be nicer than that! :-)

Licked Clean and Loving It,
Boo, Bartles, Crystal, Gizmo, Marbles, Ozzie and A Cat Owner! ;-)
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