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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1828)10/21/1999 8:54:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in
Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest trees
to peck.

The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree that
no woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged
him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no
problem. The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe.

The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan woodpecker
to peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker had been
able to peck successfully.

The Alaskan woodpecker expressed much confidence that
he could do it.

After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree
in Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't figure out why
the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree
and the Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the Texan
tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in
their own state.

After thinking for some time they both came to the same
conclusion:

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from
home...

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