Van Scoop Poop is correct!
Nite-turd is a crap burglar. What does he do with his collection of poop?
Multiple Choice:
1. Strings them together and makes necklaces which he then sends to all his stalking victims on their birthdays, i.e. Hillary C., Lawrence Welk (someone tell NM this dudes dead), and Pavorroti (NM really digs fat guys who have high voices, are you listening GZ?)
2. Pastes them on his face to cover up all those zits. (He's got the biggest shit-eating grin west of Boston harbor.)
3. Drys them in the sun and then sprinkles the turds on his pillow at night because, even though it's shit, it makes his bed smell better.
4. Waits till the poop get hard and then puts them in his pocket. When he plays pocket pool, there is then something to play with.
5. All of the above. If you chose #5, you really understand that this jerk is a rat breath, buck-toothed, neo-Nazi, welfare punk, Nite-cream in the crotch lesbian. |
