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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Vanni Resta who wrote ()10/23/1999 12:47:00 PM
From: Karin   of 2733
 
To the rescue

One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called
out, "My son's choking!
He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone!
Help!"

A man from a nearby table stood up and announced
that he was quite
experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over
with almost no look of
concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's
gonads, and squeezed.
Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to
his table as though
nothing had happened.

"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are you
a paramedic?"

"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."
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