A BEAR STORY -
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So he goes bear hunting in
Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it
with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns
around
to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "You've got two choices.
One,
I maul you to death or, two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear.
He's sore for two days, but he recovers and vows revenge.
Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and
kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge
grizzly
is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big
mistake.
You've got two choices: either I maul you to death or we have sex." Bill
bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit
of
time to recover, and he's outraged.
Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots
him
at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around
to
find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really
come here for the hunting, do you?" |
