I think you need some soothing. Okay now, lean back in your chair. Back, I said. Now close your eyes. Not hard, just gently. That's it. Now take your hands off the keyboard and let your arms go limp. In your lap or hanging down, it doesn't matter. LIMP, damn it. Okay, that's better. Now, do you feel my hands placed gently on your shoulders? My thumbs are stroking gently, softly, but somehow also firmly, up the sides of your neck, up those tension-knotted muscles. Ah, hit a sore spot there, didn't I? I am kneading it, rolling it between my thumb and fingers. Roll your head a bit if it feels good. Ah, that's right. Now my thumbs are working their way together toward the very top of your spine, where it enters your skull. Boy, do I ever feel tension here. Droop your head foward, your chin rest on your lovely, snow white breasts (had to get SOME sex into here so as not to disappoint Rambi, X, et al!), while I stroke my hands up the back of your neck, working my thumbs into the nervds there, my hands are massaging your sensitive ears (nice earrings), stroking softly yet firmly.
Now imagine this going on for ten minutes while you just sit there as relaxed as you can possibly get.
Aahhh, feel good? |