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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Susie924 who wrote (1833)10/28/1999 10:28:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 2380
 
1) What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Hello, hello, hello.

2) What did the baby ghost eat for dinner?
A boo-loney sandwich.

3) What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

4) What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.

5) What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
Fasten your sheet belt.

6) What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy.

7) Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.

8) Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.

9) Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.

10) What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.

11) What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.

12) What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound.

13) Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.

14) What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.

15) What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?
Hallowieners.

16) Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?
In noisery school.

17) What does a goblin shop for?
Grosseries.

18) How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.

19) What do you call serious rocks?
Grave stones.

20) Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience?
She had to give a screech.

21) What's a goblin's favorite flavor?
Lemon n' Slime.

22) Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.

23) How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
By scareplane.

24) How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?
By witchful thinking.

25) What's a ghoul's favorite breakfast cereal?
Rice Creepies.

26) Why did the witch's mail rattle?
It was a chain letter.

27) Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.

28) What instrument does a skeleton play?
A trombone.

29) Why was the zombie so grumpy?
She woke up too early in the mourning.

30) What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
"Make a fright turn at the corner."

31) What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.

32) What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Fangsgiving Day dinner.

33) What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.

34 What do goblins mail home while on vacation?
Ghostcards.

35) Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
She had bat breath.
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