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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Susie924 who wrote (1833)10/28/1999 10:32:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
"On Sale Today!"

As she walked up to the store's fabric counter, a pretty
girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress.
How much does it cost?"

"On sale today, just one kiss per yard," replied the
young gent behind the counter.

"That's fine," replied the young lady, flashing a
gorgeous smile, "I'll take 12 yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his
face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth,
then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package, turned to go and pointed
to a little old man chewing tobacco beside her. "Grandpa
will pay the bill," she said.
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