Counting Down The Top 20 T-Shirt Slogans Of 1999
20.) So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
19.) I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
18.) God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
17.) If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going
16.) My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
15.) (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah!
14.) (On the back of a Harley-rider) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell
Off
13.) I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
12.) What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About?
11.) (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
10.) I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
9.) Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money
8.) IRS - Be Audit You Can Be
7.) Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
6.) Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich
5.) Gravity... It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's The Law.
4.) If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen
3.) In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's The Risk You Take.
2.) First Things First, But Not Necessarily In That Order.
1.) I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do |
