I know it's not "right" to stare, but I'll tell ya when a "vision" appears, it's really hard not to. (BTW, I never hoot, holler, or whistle)
I got busted once: a vision turned on her heals, put her hands on her hips, and said "What are you staring at?!" Well, I quickly put her clothes back on (in my mind), and stammered, "_______", uh, well, I don't remember what I stammered, but it was some sheepish comment about how beautiful flowers had the same effect on me, or something else equally inane.
Now I just steal glances, and stare at my shoes. Sometimes.
Hey, I didn't orderthe leering option--it came as part of the standard equipment package.
It must be SO hard to be the object of desire. |
