A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and have sex
for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he
has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the
pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps
the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
there is to know about condoms and sex. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10 pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks
he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
that night, the boy shows up at the girls parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door "Oh, I'm so
excited for you to meet my parents. Come on in! "The
boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the
boy is still in deep prayer with his head down. 10
minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist..."
CPT Dave |
