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To: Craig Schilling who wrote ()11/1/1999 1:10:00 PM
From: YlangYlangBreeze  Read Replies (1) of 152472
 
JOKE as payment:

There are beautiful deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere where the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman
Two French men and one French woman
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman
Two English men and one English woman
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
Two American men and one American woman
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
Two Irish men and one Irish woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things
have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.

The two Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless
ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they
started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of
suicide, because the American woman keeps on bitching
about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she
can do everything that they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of household chores,
how sand and the palm trees make her look fat, how her
last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her
much nicer than they do.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting
for instructions.

The Irish began by dividing the island into north and
south and by setting up a distillery. They do not
remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort
of foggy after the first few litres of coconut
whiskey, but they are satisfied because at least the
English are not getting any.
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