HAWKEYE WELCOMES ALL TO SLUPCITY, USA -- HOME TO THE SITE OF THE WEEKLY, INTERNATIONAL, INVITATIONAL, 24-HOUR-A-DAY, "PISSING-IN-THE-WIND MARATHON!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, Y'RE ALL INVITED TO JOIN-IN THE GOOD OLE SLUPCITY, USA, 24-HOUR-A-DAY-"PISSING-IN-THE-WIND MARATHON"!!
THE SLUPCITY, USA "PISSING-IN-THE WIND MARATHON", WHERE TO THE THE EVER-HARMONIOUS TUNE OF "CEMENTAMENTIL BABY", PLAYED BY SLUPCITY'S VERY OWN, PINK-SHEET MINSTRIL PLAYERS, WE PISS-IN-THE-WIND, ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT, UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME!! (OR UNTIL SLUP RESUMES ELECTRONIC NASDQ BULLETIN BOARD TRADING, WHICHEVER COMES FIRST. RECENTLY IT HAS BEEN THE COWS.)
STEP RIGHT-UP LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!! DON'T BE SHY!! Y'RE ALL INVITED TO JOIN IN THE FUN AND EXCITEMENT OF SLUPCITY, USA'S VERY OWN HOME-GROWN STYLE OF DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
