From: John Carragher
Monday, Nov 1 1999 8:32AM ET
Reply # of 12302
Two flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on theporch swing of a
large white pillared mansion.
The first woman said, "When my first child was born, myhusband built
this beautiful mansion for me."
The second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman continued "When my second child wasborn, my husband
bought me that fine Cadillac automobileyou see parked in the drive."Again,
the second woman commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman boasted "Then, when my third child was born,my husband
bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."Yet again, the second woman
commented, "Well, isn't that nice."
The first woman then asked her companion, "What did yourhusband buy for
you when you had your first child?"The second woman replied "My husband sent
me to charm school.""Charm school!" the first woman cried, "Land sakes,
child, what on Earth
for?"
The second woman responded, "So that instead of saying 'who gives a
shit?' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that nice'" |
