They should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm stupid." That way
you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything.
It would be like "Excuse me ... oops, never mind. I didn't see your
sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California, our
house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway.
My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just
pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many boxes it
takes. Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago, I went fishing with a buddy of mine. We
pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of
bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them
fish?"
"Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
playing with his little friend. He had hit his friend, so I went up
to him and I said, as I smacked the boy, "Hey, we don't hit." He
looked up at me like, "Here's your sign, Dad."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel.
There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to
test that ... "All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks
good ... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell
us if it hurts when they bite you."
"Well, all right ... hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it."
Several weeks ago I was driving around and I had a flat tire. I
pulled my truck into one of these side-of-the-road gas stations. The
attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he
said, "Tire go flat?"
I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. No, I was driving around and those
other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to
the house, drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to
the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust
pipe, then goes, "Darn! That's hot!" See ... If he'd been wearing his
sign, I could have stopped him. |
