I have no objection to a discussion of Coby's sexual functions, but have exhausted my knowledge of them, I'm afraid. Perhaps a thread named, "Cobe's Sexual Functions" would elicit contributions from, well, just lots and lots of people. For all I know. Not that I'm implying anything. The rumors and filth I hear bandied about on the subject of her sexual functions all the time, yadda yadda, are probably just that-- rumors and filth. You know how gangs of men will talk! So proud they are of their conquests, and yet should they be, in this case? How can it be called a "conquest," I ask you, when so very MANY men have claimed the prize? Thousands, I hear tell. The number of hits on this young lady (and she is by no means the only one!) is keeping almost exact pace, I have heard from an authoritative foreign source, with the hits on Ukoad's website! Whenever I see the total rise, I can't help but think of... Oh, never mind.
I believe half of this is probably untrue, myself.
I would tell you more, but hear E returning. I, Lurleen, must scurry back to the shed. |