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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Vanni Resta who wrote ()11/4/1999 1:29:00 AM
From: Karin  Read Replies (1) of 2733
 
Montana/Idaho/Wyoming

You Know You're from Montana/Idaho/Wyoming? when :

You only know four spices--salt, pepper, Ranch dressings and ketchup.

You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

The mosquitoes have landing lights.

You have more miles on your snow-blower than your car.

You have 10 favorite recipes for Elk meat.

You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local sports.

You can write a check at McDonald's for 2 Big Macs and fries.

At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

Your snow-blower gets stuck on the roof.

You think the start of Elk season is a national holiday.

You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.

You have to leave your car windows up in every campground (so the bears don't drive them).

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

The major county fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.

You find -40F a little chilly.

The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Sorels. (My personal favorite. I've been there and done that!)

You can play road hockey on skates.

You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Road Work/Construction.
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