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Pastimes : Addicted to the Net? Need Help?
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To: Secret_Agent_Man who wrote ()4/13/1997 12:58:00 PM
From: margaret tasset   of 144
 
Hello ALL: I had a few to add to your list that I thought were very funny and I hope that you think so too.

"YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN:
>
> 1 You kiss your girlfriend's home page.
> 2 Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
> 3 Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
> 4 You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
> 5 You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone
> lines.
> 6 You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular
> modem and a laptop.
> 7 You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and
> your child in the overhead compartment.
> 8 All your daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection
> to
> the net: 28.8...ISDN...cable modem...T1...T3.
> 9 And even your night dreams are in HTML.
> 10 You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
> processor.com.
> 11 You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
> 12 Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a
> new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never
> had heart problems before.
> 13 You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved
> and
> you don't have a clue when it happened.
> 14 You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if
> new
> e-mail arrives.
> 15 Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what
> she looks like.
> 16 All of your friends have an @ in their names.
> 17 When looking at a pageful of someone else's links, you notice all of
> them are already highlighted in purple.
> 18 Your dog has its own home page.
> 19 You've already visited all the links at Yahoo and you're halfway
> through Lycos.
> 20 You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
> 21 You realize there is not a sound in the house and you have no idea
> where your children are.
> 22 You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it
> again.
> 23 You refer to your age as 3.x.
> 24 You have commandeered your teenager's phone line for the net and even
> his friends know not to call on his line anymore.
> 25 Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
> 26 Even though you died last week, you've managed to retain OPS on your
> favorite IRC channel.
> 27 You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.
> 28 You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they
> have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
> 29 Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.
> 30 You miss more than five meals a week downloading the latest games
> from
> Apogee.
> 31 You start looking for hot HTML addresses in public rest rooms.
> 32 You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
> landscape.
> 33 You tell the cab driver you live at
> 123.elm.street
> 34 You actually just now tried that 123.elm.street address.
> 35 You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got
> work
> to do" and you don't even have a job.
> 36 Your friends no longer send you e-mail...they just log on to your IRC
> channel.
> 37 You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.
> 38 Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."
> 39 You are so familiar with the WWW that you find the search engines
> useless.
> 40 You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 1.1
> or
> higher."
> 41 You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your
> ISP...because
> you never log off.
> 42 You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in
> front
> of your computer with a toilet.
> 43 You forget what year it is.
> 44 You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
> 45 You ask your doctor to implant a gig in your brain.
> 46 You leave the modem speaker on after connecting because you think it
> sounds like the ocean wind...the perfect soundtrack for "surfing
> the net".
> 47 You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to
> call 200 hours per month "unlimited."
> 48 You turn on your computer and turn off your wife.
> 49 Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy
> another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you
> can chat.
> 50 As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your
> first
> instinct is to search for the "back" button.

Best Regards
Margaret
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