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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: Vanni Resta who wrote ()11/5/1999 7:22:00 PM
From: Karin   of 2733
 
Was S.I. site down today??
I was not able to read or post here. --

Stress Test:

1. Put miniature marshmallows in your ears, hum
off-key loudly
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa and
vice-versa.
3. When someone says "have a nice day", tell them
you have other plans.
4. Make a list of things to do that you have
already done.
5. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
6. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and
launch them from high places.
7. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw
underwear on the natives.
8. Stick a post-it that says, "Out to Lunch" on
your forehead.
9. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it.
Return it the next day
10. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and
send it to your boss's wife.
11. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
12. Drive to work in reverse.
13. Read the dictionary upside down and look for
secret messages.
14. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize
it when it comes back to you.
15. Braid the hairs in each nostril.
16. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
17. Stare at people through the tines of a fork
and pretend they're in jail.
18. Make up a language and ask people for
directions in it.
19. Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting
room.
20. Call up everyone in your rolodex; when they
answer, say, "I must have the wrong number!"
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