Is it da tine of da year or sum kind of conspear-a-C? SPOOKS, SNOOPS n INNERLOPERS by yor frend, Jed
Joan has pointed out dat dar sum spooky tings going on n she is right. When da interlopers show it always makes BLUE n I remember Camelot n sum bad tings dat happened on AOL. It got so bad BLUE told AOL to kiss his a$$ an da gang moved to SI.
Now we R seein SI innerlopers, peoples who know it all and are just out to give udders a hard tine. An day ALWAYS try 2 tell U whut U shood talk about.
They R easy to spot, just look for a nasty, snotty post, a dunces wid quotes wid an a at-a-tude. Da udder ting 2 look 4 is a person who shows up late on a stock, demands informayshun while insulting others and then states if he is given informayshun he will "load the boat". Do dees people reallee mean 2 sound so stewpid? The boat set sail and they show up late, ready 2 "load the boat", affer day get the informayshuns day deman. Get on da boat or sit on the dock, just don't give me a hard tine. I've had enuff hard tines.
Da udder ting innerlopers like 2 do is cause trouble. So most tines day ain't dar 2 load a boat but 2 rock da boat. So B saspisshus of any innerloper dat shows when yor stock is movin.
Anudder ting 2 do is 2 never talk on da innernet ifn U C a real UFO sightin. Ol' BLUE used to make fun of peoples who said day saw a UFO. Den BLUE and his frend saw 1 one night while in da Colorado wildernuss. Da sky wuz so clear dat night dat dar wuz a milliyun stars and 1 varE easy 2 see UFO. BLUE talked about da sightin on da innernet n strange tings happened. BLUE's post an udders post got pulled n tings got nasty. MayB da wok of spooks but U nevar know wid spooks.
So here we is, almost eggzacklee a yar 2 da day since dat happuned n Joan spied her a UFO. C how smart Joanie is saying she wood tell U about it on e-mail? Joan knows whut BLUE and Jed know. She wuz dar.
So whut can we do as investars n long tine frends? Last tine we moved n dats how we got har. We can either take em on, 1 by 1 until SI makes a mistake n saspends BLUE agin. Or we can use da magic bullet techride.com Dat's R choysus.
Spooks don't bother BLUE n Jed. Sum say causin BLUE n Jed wuz or R spooks. Udders say BLUE n Jed scare da spooks 4 reasuns we can'ts talk about.
Life is like dat sum tines, we dont always know who is who. Dat is true wedder it is real life or innernet life. N-nee-way BLUE sez even ifn he wuz a freequent flyR on xAir Americax or xEvergreen Airx, whut duzs it mattR?
Dar R good spooks n bad spooks. Did n-nee of U nice people evar know who Col. Charles Beckwith wuz? No. Y. BCausin sum tings R whut is called "need to know". In udder words ifn U don't need 2 know, U nevar will. Charlie n peoples like him R Y on Veterans Day BLUE n I always remembur da people who serve or served in silence as well as the rest of da heros, da ones we can know about.
Dar R spooks, govermint spooks, innernet spooks, private eye spooks, people get spied on. ManE people have a "file" on dem. Dis is fact not fant-ta-C so B saspisshus, B smart n JACK SLAP a trouble makin innernet innerloper when evar U can. Ifn SI stops U or tries 2 ter-ma-nate U, den raise hell, demand da saim treatment A@P got (a vote). We Techriders n nice SI people users will takes care of da vote.
Ifn U dont tink U get spied on, den U R a innernet dummy. EvarE move U mak on da innernet is logged. So Y not make yor trail hard 2 follow? Now ol' Jed is no innenet expert but he knows how 2 buck da system, how 2 makes cookies worthless. Ifn sum1 wants 2 follow ol' Jed den I'm takin dem on a ride n leavin a trail a coon hound can't follow. Ol' Jed is goin to backtrack, jump to a lower ledge n high tail it, leaving only a track da is goin in a circle. Jed is goin to take U up the mountain n then down, run U thur creeks n swamps, until U R lost.
Jed duz dis by enterin any word dat cums into his head on a search in-jun. Den ol' Jed surfs da mostus wild sites that cum up. U peoples wonder whair Jed n BLUE find the sites they do? Dat's how.
Whut dis duz is makes yor cookies worthless to a snoop. Kindalike when U make tings up 4 a queshtonear ovar da phone. Always B sure 2 visit at leastus 2 porn sites and 1 fetish site each day. When a coon or fox is bein hunted day always take U thur da nastiest stuff dar is. Do the saim for a snoop.
yor long tine frend, Jed
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