Blond & Mailman
One cold winter morning, during the Christmas season, a
mailman was doing his route. As he was delivering all the
Christmas cards, he came to a house and realized that they
had so much mail that it wouldn't fit in the box, so he
decided to knock on the door. As the door was answered, a
beautiful blond woman stood staring at him. The mailman
said "I'm sorry for bothering you, but I couldn't get all your mail into your box, so
here it is."
The woman looked at him and said, "Why don't you come in and take a break -
it's cold outside!" The mailman agreed an stepped into the house.
A few minutes later, the woman says, "I have an idea. Let's go upstairs and
make love!" The woman was quite beautiful, so the mailman followed her.
After a while, the two came back down the stairs. The mailman said, "Wow,
that was great but I must be getting back to my route."
The lady replied, "Oh, don't go yet, let's have some breakfast!" She then opened
the door to the dining room and the table was covered with food. After the meal,
the mailman said, "Okay, I've really got to go!"
The woman replied, "Well, thank you," and handed him a one dollar bill.
The mailman was confused. "What's going on here? You invite me in, make love
to me, cook me a great breakfast, then hand me a dollar!"
The woman replied, "Well, I asked my husband the other day what he thought
we should give the mailman for Christmas. He said,'Oh, screw him! Give 'em a
dollar!' But breakfast was my idea!"
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The moral of the story:
1. Give a clear and simple instruction to a blond.
2. Take an extra step to be kind to others, and you will be richly rewarded! |
