Just
understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock
every night -- whether you're here or not."
Good, since you shared your own life story, we are even now <g>
You have a wise lady there.
"Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!"
LOL, that was a really great punch line, thanks for the good laugh!
******
A seven year old boy and his five year old brother wake up
one morning. The seven year old looks at the five year old
and says, "I am going to cuss today. I am going to say
damn." The five year old says, "I am going to cuss, too. I am
going to say ass." Mom calls the two brothers down for
breakfast and she asks the seven year old what he wants for
breakfast. He replies, "I will have some of those damn cornflakes." She cannot
beleive what she hears and proceeds to whip the seven year old until he cries
uncontrolably. She then asks the five year old what he wants for breakfast. He
looks at her and says, "You can bet your ass I do not want any of those
cornflakes." |
