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Pastimes : The Naked Truth - Big Kahuna a Myth
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To: MythMan who wrote (74526)11/9/1999 5:20:00 PM
From: eddie r gammon  Read Replies (2) of 86076
 
I can't kep up with all youze guys so if this has already ben put up,
Mea Cupa (sp). Just heard on the tube that the reason Home Depot was down today was because of the threat from AMZN. That was their big announcement. Give me a flocking break are people really that stupid to think a friggin money losing book seller is going to hurt them.
-shag that shit- this is getting out of hand. On a lighter note++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Air Force One

Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the
Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they
got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with
only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.

Secret Service descended upon the smoking hulk but could find no remains
of the crew or the President's staff. To their amazement, a lone farmer
was plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They
hurried over to surround the man's tractor.

"Sir," the senior Secret Service agent asked, panting and out of breath.
"Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." the man muttered unconcernedly.
"Do you realize that is the President of the United States airplane?"
"Yep."
"Were there any survivors?" the agent gasped.
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out." the farmer sighed cutting off his
tractor motor. "I done buried them all myself. Took most of the
morning."
"The President of the United States is DEAD?" The agent gulped in
disbelief.
"Well," the farmer sighed, obviously wanting to get back to his work.
"He kept a-saying he wasn't ... but you know what a liar he is."
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