Live @ SAM MANELLA'S MEAT MARKET: HowDEE Jed, fan-C meetin U hyar!! Ahm takin 2 sum Hombre on UR post bout dem Udder tings U shud know. Dat headlis holdin demdar antlurs guy, yep he showd alrite! He wuz indikatin his in-10-shuns by dat spotlite on his 3 o'clocks mor den demdar rack spred he wuz holdin. He mite ez wella bin wearin a Speedo but he woodint wear 1 demdar problee eddur. Tanks fer showin us
wildlife-adv.com 2C Jed's Link 2 Da Rack Man Again!
Ahm gonna tell U a hint, hopit dont me in trubbl witda gals hyar fer givin away feminin seekrits but whattheheck.
sssssh.. da sekrit is .....
MONEE $MELLS LAK MEN .....
shhhh ....
An mostuvus Gals R reel gud smellirs!!
So hyars Y Guys, ef U wanna attrakt mor 'n mor wimmin, yer bes bet ez to leev off da colone aftir yer showir. Yep taka tip frum me, jes usin sum spicy manly soap an shampu ez enuf. An den U puta big wada monee en yer pockit, lak dat Macho Attraktiv Guy inda link mita dun. Mak shur 2 mixup yer old & new monee, an B shure 2 smellit firs 2 mak sure all da bills smel gud. Cuz UC, men alwaze handlin dat moneeclip wad, an its rite nex to da, well U know, Da Pheronomal Source Of Men, da Center, da SOURCE uvit ... pheronomals R comin frum da area wher da spotlite is reflectin off'n da Headless guys 3 o'clocks rite of center demdar Rack heza holdin... it's rite next 2 da mans pockit!!
In udder words (udder tings U shud know) WIMMIN SMELLS DA MEN ON DA MONEE 2; an dat's whutchood call demdar SUBLIMINAL BRAINSTEM PRIMITIVE CALL O' DA WILD THANGS ... Ah-WoooOOOoooOOOOoooo000oooo ... so datdere 909s da Big Turn-On uvit ALL fer gals. Rite gals? U Guys gotcher Machoman Goldmine Pheronomal Banks in money wads dere in yer pockit! U all hep each udder catch more demdar lay-dees!!! Dats nice!
Why MONEE SMELLS LIKE MEN NOT WOMEN is cuz men keep a wad uvit in dere pocket in a monee clip.... an wimmin keepit in a wallit inda purse ez why. Ah realee tinks both gendirs is bout evin fer $ Amounts.
Now git readee git set GO fer da 909 Squared....
If a Mans wad uv monee is fat & shapd rite anden arranjed rite in his'n pocket - it kin B a Visual 909 on da SUBLIMINAL ATTRAKTINT VALYOO uvda Scent on his Ntire MAS-Q-LIN PRES-ON-TASHUN comin frumda Area 51 uvda monee wad !!! So if ah wuzza guy ahd B tinkin lak an actor onstaj, an keepinit conshus uv where da lites R hilitin my bes gifts frum da lay-dees pint uv view.
An dere wuns agin dere ya havit dats yer 909 Squared on Techride.
909s On UR Da Bes Jed,
Joan
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