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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: Katt-000 who wrote (1905)11/10/1999 10:26:00 AM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
"The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary"

11. Invited entire tech-support department to play
golf. Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.

10. Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks
great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet.

9. The baby cries constantly. Maybe I'll buy Fisher-
Price.

8. Bought my first Macintosh. It's sooooo cute!

7. Good day. Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in
the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters.

6. Bad day. Ellison sent back the heads of two of the
three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate
the third one whole.

5. Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner. Yes!

4. Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two
days!

3. Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need
to buy china, she means dishes.

2. Ran into Demi and Bruce. Upped my offer to a billion
dollars.

1. Seventh day: rested.
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