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Gold/Mining/Energy : SOUTHERNERA (t.SUF)
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To: Valuepro who wrote (4944)11/11/1999 8:28:00 PM
From: crudestope  Read Replies (1) of 7235
 
I am terribly sorry, Valuepro.

Dear Valuepro,

I profusely apologise for the twin appearance of my message to you. The dog has got the blame and will not get a brandy tonight. He also is an alcoholic and tomorrow will suffer from withdrawal symptoms. Serves him right.

I pasted my last message on our village hall notice board and almost immediately received a deputation led by Unox who pointed out, very sorrowfully I may add, that I omitted to mention Sundays.

I'd like to correct that.

On Sundays we totally abstain and attend chapel service conducted by our vicar, Homunculus Gluteus Maximus (please don't ask.......).

He is a darling of a man (I suspect he got through when our immigration officer, Humongous Pricker, was having a 'quick one') and dearly beloved by us all.

We had another word game tonight. It was something along the lines of "Petronella?" "Yes, Frederuck?" "I am thinking of a word starting with N".

Best wishes,

Crudestope.

P.S. The word is platiNum. I despair but forgive him. Frederuck is not quite with it. He is 92 and was born in a tiny hamlet in Alberta. I think he has forgotten how to play the game. I also think he mumbled "Numero 42" before falling down the stairs in a north westerly direction towards the Pacific Ocean.
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