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Wife 1.0
To Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable
resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0
installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors
all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Boys Night Out 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 or Golf 4.0 no
longer run; crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to
keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run some of my other favorite
applications. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this
program. Can you help me,
please!!! Otherwise, I'm stuck..
Thanks, Stuck
Dear Stuck:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to
a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
with the idea that Wife 1.0 is
merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and
designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING. It is unlikely you would be
able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within
your system would cause Girlfriend
7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from
the system once installed. You
can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife1.0 is not designed to
do this. Some have tried to
install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
the original system. Look in
your manual under "Warnings-Alimony /Child Support."
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having
Wife 1.0 installed myself, I
might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPFs). YOU
must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might
occur, regardless of their cause.
The best course of action will be to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE.exe. In any case avoid
excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you will have to run
the
APOLOGIZE.foreverything.exe command before the operating system will
return to normal. Note:
In some rare (but becoming more common) cases you will need to run the
APOLOGIZE.foreverything.exe command routinely - the time frame between
commands is approximately 28 days. The system will run smooth as long
as you take the blame
for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great system but very high
maintenance.
Consider buying addition software to improve the performance of Wife
1.0. We recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and will
DEFINITELY cause software
conflicts, possibly also hardware conflicts which will cause
irreversible damage to the operating
system.
Best of luck.
Tech Support ...... |
