What about the Ultimate Tests of us Wussies? Huh?
You know, like staying awake.
Clean clothes.
Doors closed on car.
Hair combed.
Knowing day of week.
I went in to Safeway, to get fresh bagels, and I only get a couple, based on the day of week. I couldn't remember which day it was, so I asked this guy getting something there, "Is it Tuesday.....or Wednesday?"
He looked at me very strangely, and said, "It's Thursday."
"Oh."
Oooops.
I mumbled something, but what ya gonna do.
Have you noticed, in the check out line, that "Cosmo" is like American Cleavage Magazine? How are you sposed to not look, or look, at that? AND the rest of the stuff? Round and nekkid, those girls are. Too "thrust", for comfort. Kind of scary.
Kind of "in your face", but you should be so lucky.
Hmmmm.
Well, never mind.
I'll stop.
Still, the ck-out line FREAKS me OUT.
Now, THERE'S A TEST........ of mastery skillz.
"Okay; so you're a Math Whiz Cheese. Now let's see if you can stand in a grocery line." |
