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Pastimes : The Naked Truth - Big Kahuna a Myth

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To: MythMan who wrote (75346)11/14/1999 12:59:00 PM
From: NickSE  Read Replies (2) of 86076
 
I think the conversation goes something like this...

<<<Wonder how they discuss those decisions to open spigots?>>>
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Ferguson & Kelly run into Greenspan's office.

Kelly: Al, we've got a problem.

Ferguson: The NAZ and the SOX are not making the daily 1%+ gains anymore.

Greenspan: Oh my god, that's not possible.

Kelly: Yup, two days in a row now.

Greenspan: Damn it man! How come no one told me about this sooner!

Ferguson: Sorry sir, but we we've been busy posting on the MDA thread about how stupid the bears are.

Greenspan: Laughs so hard he falls out of his chair. Ho ho ho, now that's funny.

Greenspan: Gets back into his chair and fixes his hair. So boys, you know what to do.

Kelly: Ummm, no..., what?????

Greenspan: Buy another press you knucklehead.

Kelly: Ohhhhh, good idea sir.

Ferguson & Kelly run out of the office to ACME Printing.

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Disclaimer: This story is entirely fictional and should not be taken as reality, really. Any attempt at humor here is completely accidental. :P
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