Have you noticed, in the check out line, that "Cosmo" is like American Cleavage Magazine? How are you sposed to not look, or look, at that? AND the rest of the stuff? Round and nekkid, those girls are. Too "thrust", for comfort. Kind of scary.
Y'know... when I'm standing in line at our small town grocery store, I sometimes look at the Cosmo magazines and think, "I wonder who is buying these?"
Then I turn around and do a little scan of the various women in the store... Nope, definitely not too many Cosmo Girls around the store... Nobody wearing a ton of make up, or jewelry, sporting high fashion clothes, or super high cheekbones, or breast implants... Nope... nobody like that in sight... Just a bunch of us in jeans and t-shirts or plaid Croc shorts, pushing carts with babies, or sacks of potatoes...
OK... so then that begs the question... If we aren't buying Cosmo for the fashion or hair-do makeover stuff, then why are we buying them??..
Must be for all of the intriguing articles like...
HOW TO DRIVE YOUR MAN UTTERLY MAD IN BED...
or
LOVEMAKING SECRETS OF THE GEISHA GIRLS
or
FIVE ALL NEW HOT SPOTS THAT WILL DRIVE YOUR MAN TOTALLY CRAZY
or
DON'T LET THE Y2K BUG RUIN YOUR SEX LIFE
Yep, I figure that that's what all of the local women in town are really buying these Cosmo magazines for... We want to drive our men MAD or maybe even TOTALLY CRAZY
...after all... isn't that what we all want... a totally crazy madman? |
