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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Susie924 who wrote (1925)11/15/1999 10:22:00 AM
From: Zbyte   of 2380
 
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get
it, then wonder what to do with it.

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
---Alex Levine

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The Seven Ages of Man Are:
spills
drills
thrills
bills
ills
pills
& wills.

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The Math of life:

Smart man smart woman = romance

Smart man dumb woman = pregnancy

Dumb man smart woman = affair

Dumb man dumb woman = marriage

Smart boss smart employee = profit

Smart boss dumb employee = production

Dumb boss smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss dumb employee = overtime

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Married men live longer than single man, but married men are
a lot more willing to die.
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First Quotation:
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your
feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel
needed.
-- Charles M. Schulz

Second Quotation:
Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous fiction.
-- Pierre Pachet

Third Quotation:
A loving person lives in a loving world. A hostile person
lives in a hostile world: everyone you meet is your mirror.
-- Ken Keyes, Jr.
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Top 10 Sayings You'll Never See On Office Inspiration Posters

The firings will continue until morale improves.

If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then
you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

Two days without a Human Rights Violation!

This can't go on forever-Even the Third Reich only lasted 12
years.

TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

If you can read this, you're not working!

When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work
for dirt.

We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies
do all day.

Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
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