From my dear Virginia friend, Lynn, who is the best cook I know -- so obviously this is a must for the DAR Christmas Party--- we each must make one so we have enough..A better idea!- let's get together and make them.
The Best Fruit Cake Ever -- I can hardly WAIT to try
this!!!!
Ingredients:
1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 cup brown sugar
1 cup nuts
1 or two quarts of aged whiskey
Before you start, sample the whiskey to check for
quality. Good, isn't it?
Now go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring
cup, etc. Check the whiskey again, as it really must
be just right. To be sure the whiskey is of the
highest quality, pour 1 level cup into a glass and
drink it as fast as you can.
With an eclectic mixer, beat 1 cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar and beat
the hell out of it again. Meanwhile, at this
parsnicular point in time, wake sure that the whixey
hasn't gone bad while you weren't lookin.' Open
second quart if nestessary.
Add 2 large leggs, 2 cups fried druit an beat til
high. If druit getsshtuck in peaters, just pry the
monsters loosh with a drewscriver.
Example the whikstey again, shecking confistancy,
then shift 2 cups of salt or destergent or whatever,
like anyone gives a shit. Chample the whitchey shum
more.
Shift in shum lemon zhoosh. Fold in chopped sputter
and shrained nuts. Add 100 babblespoons of brown
booger or whushever's closhest and mix well. Greash
ubben and turn the cakey pan to 350 decrees. Now pour
the whole pissin' mesh into the washin' machine and
set on sinsh shycle.
Check dat whixney wunsh more and take nappy on floor.
Happy Thanksgiving!!!
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