Why, you wouldn't be wacky at aaalllll! No, that would be a VERY SENSIBLE thing to feel guilty about! How do you think your cave ancestors maintained life long enough to produce you, by eating PLANTS? NO! NO! A thousand times NO! They ate ROCKS, and YOU HAD BETTER EAT ROCKS, TOO, if you want to be a decent human being.
Plants indeed.
I'll bet you DID cook that poor sweet potato and EAT THE POOR THING. Furtively. I wouldn't put it past you.
I can't bear to think upon it.
ROCKS, they ate, because they were DECENT, unlike YOU, just ROCKS with a little peanut butter for the taste, that's all. |
