Subject: satan in church
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> > > One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town
> > > of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the
> > > services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and
> > > talking about their lives, their families, etc..
> > > Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
> > > Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,
> > > trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil
> > > incarnate.
> > > Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly
> > > Woman who sat
> > > calmly in her pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
> > > God's
> > > ultimate enemy was in her
> > > presence.
> > > Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the woman and
> > > said, "Don't you know who I am?"
> > > The woman replied, "Yep, sure do."
> > > Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
> > > "Nope, sure ain't," said the woman.
> > > Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried,
> > > "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
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> > > The man calmly replied, "Been married to your brother for over 48
> > > years."
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