TO ALL THE EVE'S OUT THERE...........
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>> >One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
>> >"Lord, I have a problem!"
>> >"What's the problem, Eve?"
>> >"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
>> >garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic
>> >snake, but I'm just not happy."
>> >"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
>> >"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."
>> >"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
>> >you."
>> >"What's a 'man', Lord?"
>> >"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an
>> >enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you
>> >properly.
>> >All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster
>> >and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think
>> >properly.
>> >He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about, hunting
>> >fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack."
>> >"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
>> >
>> >"What's the catch, Lord?"
>> >"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."
>> >"What's that, Lord?"
>> >"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."
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