This might be politically incorrect and I apologize if I offend anyone. My husband and kids were alright about it though!
> >> Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick
> >>pig,
> >> and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw
> >>pig's
> >> house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down." So
> >>he
> >> did!
> >>
> >> The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Let
> >>me
> >> in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!"
> >>
> >> The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and said,
> >>"I'm
> >> gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!" And he did!
> >>
> >> So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick
> >>pig's
> >> house and said, "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses and
> >>we're
> >> scared!"
> >>
> >> So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said,
> >>"I'm
> >> gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."
> >>
> >> While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick pig were
> >>so
> >> scared. But the brick pig picked up the phone and called a friend. A
> >>few
> >> minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limousine
> >>drove
> >> up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped suits and fedoras. These
> >>huge
> >> pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded to
> >> beat the crap out of him. Then they got back into their limo and drove
> >>off.
> >>
> >> The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed. They asked the brick pig,
> >>"Who
> >> the heck were those guys?"
> >>
> >> And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins, the Guinea Pigs."
In case you haven't figure it out, my husband and kids are Italian!(well the kids are 1/2 Italian and 1/2 Irish) |
