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To: Susie924 who wrote (1948)	11/23/1999 8:43:00 AM
From: Zbyte	Read Replies (1) of 2380

Murphy's Technology Laws #1 You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. #2 Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. #3 Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. #4 If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. #5 An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he/she knows absolutely everything about nothing. #6 Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he will believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure. #7 All great discoveries are made by mistake. #8 Nothing gets built on schedule and within budget. #9 All's well that ends...period. #10. A meeting is an event which minutes are kept and hours are lost. #11 The first myth of management is that it exists. #12 A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. #13 New systems generate new problems. #14 To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. #15 We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything. #16 Any given running program is obsolete. #17A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make. Dogs "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?" -- Rita Rudner "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." -- Dereke Bruce "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -- Ben Williams "When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." -- Edward Abbey "Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Unknown "You can't always tell what a dog's thinking by the look on its face." -- Michael Harrington

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