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To: Mephisto who wrote (23308)11/23/1999 7:47:00 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 64865
 
Scott McNealy's Top Ten Signs that Microsoft Just Bought
Las Vegas:

10. Siegfried and Roy have a new trick that makes Judge
Jackson disappear.

9. On every fourth pull the slot machines have to be rebooted.

8. The rollercoaster at the New York New York hotel only
goes down.

7. The pirates at the Treasure Island hotel really steal your money.

6. The headquarters for Windows 2000 marketing moves to
the Mirage hotel.

5. Crooner Wayne Newton changes his signature tune to
"Start Me Up."

4. All new development stops immediately.

3. Microsoft buys 20 percent of Reno and Atlantic City and
puts Windows CE in all the gaming machines

2. The showgirls all strip down to their Visual Basics.

... and Scott McNealy's Number One Sign that Microsoft Just
Bought Las Vegas:

1. The biggest game in town? Monopoly.
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