A Model Citizen
A patrol car has been following this vehicle for about 30
minutes now, when they finally decide to pull it over. The
officer steps out and walks up to the driver's window. "Good
afternoon sir".
"Good afternoon officer, any problems?"
"No sir, none at all. I have been following and observing
you for a half an hour now. You have not committed one single
traffic violation, you have not gone over the speed limit,
you were courteous towards the fellow drivers on the road.
Therefore, as a part of our new "Better Driving Program",
I would like to present you with this check for $10,000.00."
The driver lets out a big sigh of relief....
"Wonderful good! Now I can finally pay for my driver's license."
Awkward silence, then the wife sitting in the passenger seat
goes, "Don't listen to him, officer, he always talks nonsense
like that when he has been drinking...."
Grandma who's a little hard of hearing adds from the
backseat, "You see, you see! And didn't I tell you not to
go in a stolen car again?"
About this time the trunk pops open and a head peeks out, "So,
are we over the border yet?" |
