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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions

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To: Susie924 who wrote (1958)11/26/1999 12:35:00 PM
From: Barney   of 2380
 
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."

"Ah - Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.

"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.

"Ah - Yep," the farmer said. "Them there are circle flies."

"What the heck's a circle fly?"

"The flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer. "They be the circle flies."

"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you?" the trooper angrily asked.

"Naw, I wouldn't," the farmer replied. "But you know, you just can't fool them flies. . . ."
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