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Pastimes : EXSO-holics
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To: Lee Fredrickson who wrote (1234)11/29/1999 12:09:00 PM
From: david m. uhler  Read Replies (1) of 1568
 
Ohoy Mates (;-)

For you cat lovers...this might be helpful...How to Bathe a Cat
>
>Dear Sir/Madam: Please forward to cat lovers everywhere who, like
>myself, are very concerned about their hygiene.
>
>1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
>
>2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
>both lids lifted.
>
>3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
>bathroom.
>
>4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
>lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
>CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his
>paws will be reaching out for any surface they can find.
>
>5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash
>and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
>
>6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are
>no people between the toilet and the outside door.
>
>7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
>lids.
>
>8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
>where he will dry himself.
>
>Sincerely and with much Love

>The DOG

ps Kenny made a bundle on Janus 20....I'm out now...on the sideline until the y2k crap is over with.

Cpt Dave
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