I just got another Jury Summons. For January 13th. Damn. Damn. Damn. This sucks. This is going to be another disaster, I just know it. I can already feel the room closing in on me....
They probably won't just fine me this time, Penni, some idiot judge is going to
Make An Example of wonderful me!!
Why don't they pick on someone else? I know lots of people who would love to be on jury duty. This is the seventh time I have been called!!! I HATE THIS!
To add to my weird day, I also got a letter from Who's Who In America, stating that due to my prominence and accomplishments I have been selected for the next issue. Do these people drink excessively? I'm supposed to send in a list of my Educational Accomplishments, Degrees Attained, Honors Bestowed, my Career History, Articles Published (DAR?), Military Honors, and God knows what else. I'd make up a whole bunch of manure to send in to them, but I'd probably get hauled into court for Misdemeanor Smartass Behavior, and submitting a false document.
The only good thing I got was a mousepad from cOUSIN sHORTY. But even that smells like..... space reptile droppings. Ugh. I have it airing outside. |
