The Smart Blonde....... A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
> officer.
> She
> says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow
> $5,000. The bank officer Says the bank will need some kind of security
> for
> such
> a loan. So the Blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on
> the
> street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees
> to
> accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls
> in
> to
> the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
>
> Two weeks later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
> which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have
> had
> your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
> are a
> little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
> you
> are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to
> borrow
> $5,000?" The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car
> for
> two weeks for 15 bucks? |
