Well, I think they were just too cheap to rent the Kingdome.
From what I've read, the Chiapas rebels were over-run by Monsanto shock trooops with gas masks while defending the rainforest from the IMF. The next thing that happens is that the Chinese usurp the entirety of commerce from Nicaragua by undercutting EVERYBODY with cheaper Chinese Child Labor (SM), and turn Tibet into the new corporate headquarters for freakin' McFrugals.
Jump to Seattle- A guy throws a brick through a Starbucks window. Why? Because freakin' Juan Valdez isn't getting paid enough per pound for coffee? Ever BUY coffee at Starbucks?
I don't know what to think. I understand we really need to stop cutting down trees to make room for hamburger, but you can't FIND someone that speaks English behind the counter at our local McDonalds. Forget ordering anything by name. You need to use the numbers only! We HAD a homeless person. He had a laptop. About a year ago he died (struck by an Ambulance or something). It was on the front page that he died. They had to go SCOUT a new homeless person, and they STILL haven't found one. In the meantime, they've created a registration process for 'pan-handling permits' that makes it prohibitively difficult to fill out the permit forms at all, never mind that the permits are only good for three hours in the morning, by the police station, on Thurdays. What a joke! They're not serious about replacing the homeless person at all!
Except for that 'Happy Monkey' thing, I've got nothing against the Chinese. They're not very good bus drivers, but they provide full employment for everyone working in the University of California system. China.com looks pretty cool, except I can't read any of the pages. I think that throws a lot of people off. Just because they can't read Chinese, they just assume that it's evil. Juan Valdez will be taking coffee to market in his late model Hum-V once Starbucks gets the Chinese drinking coffee!
So, who's putting these people up to this marching around stuff. You know who? UNICEF! - Those little kids that used to go around collecting during the holidays have grown up and now they have them doing more than collecting! UNICEF is the organization behind it all. Bill Clinton gets a lot of his walking around money from UNICEF. However, he gets even more money from the Chinese. UNICEF knows this and it's just sour grapes. If UNICEF hadn't spent all that money bribing us to "accidentally" bomb the Chinese embassy in Kosovo, they might carry more political clout in delaying China receiving Most Favored Lobbyist Status.
Why doesn't UNICEF just go out and get their OWN country?!
-JCJ
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